These are gold.
Devils are kicking ass <3
One of my favorite things to do is go to parties & see which ones are drunk and text them & then receive hilarious texts like these
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I almost started laughing out loud and i’m sitting in a bus full of people, this is hilarious hahaha
By Duane Robinson
pause gone terribly awesome..
Astronaut Chris Hadfield recently wrote a post for Mashable about what it’s like to orbit the earth.
In just 92 minutes we go all the way around, incredulously gazing on place after place, barely known and only dreamed of. The colors and textures pour underneath, a refilling kaleidoscope of delight. Over the months in space that followed, I took thousands of photos to capture and remember it. My book You Are Here is the best of those photos — my guided tour of our planet, as if we were floating and looking out the spaceship window together. Here are a few.
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING
If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee or campfires - I’m in.
oh my god
A headline I thought I would never read
Millions of damage